"All right," she said, "but can you give me some advice. How much should I pay him – three hundred dollars or four hundred dollars?"
"Hold on," he said, "I didn't know your dog was Baptist!"
Hymns for People Over 50
Give Me the Old Timers Religion
Precious Lord, Take My Hand, And Help Me Up
Just a Slower Walk with Thee
Go Tell It on the Mountain, But Speak Up
Nobody Knows the Trouble I Have Seeing
Guide Me O Thou Great Lord God, I've Forgotten Where I've Parked The Car
Count Your Many Birthdays, Count Them One By One
It Is Well With My Soul, But My Knees Hurt
What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
Which man in the Bible was the most flagrant lawbreaker?
ANS: Moses. He broke all ten commandments at once.