More Funny Pick-up Lines for Christians

More Funny Christian Pick-up Lines:flirting

1. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you. 

2. How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me? 

3. How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life? 

4. Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people. 

5. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you. 

6. If we were around with Noah… then you + me = pair. 

7. Me + You = Song of Songs: the remix. 

8. So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours. 

9. Hey, I’m Will. God’s will. (This one helps if your actual name is Will). 

10. I didn’t know angels flew this low. 

11. Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you? 

12. Is your name Faith? ‘Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for. 

13. I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight. 

14. Is it a sin that you stole my heart? 

15. I just want you to know, I’m praying for you… No, I’m praying “FOR” you. 

16. I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together. 

17. We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you. 

18. Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing. 

19. Is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV Travel Bible in your pocket? 

20. I’m interested in full time ministry, and not only that… I also play the guitar. 

21. I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them. 

22. I mentioned you in my testimony. 

23. Your hair is like a flock of goats.