I Once Swallowed a …
I once swallowed a bee, and broke out in hives.
I once swallowed an atom bomb, and had a-tomic ache.
I once swallowed a bullet and my hair came out in bangs.
I once swallowed a pillow, and as a result felt a little down in the mouth.
I knew a guy who swallowed two pennies. It didn't make cents.
I asked my doctor what I should do since I swallowed a roll of film. He said, "Let's just wait and see what develops."