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How To Get Money Out Of Your Pastor‏

 

How To Get Money Out Of Your Pastor‏

pickpocketThis was the title of the email I received from the magazine 'Church Production.' I thought to myself, now there's a provocative title. It intrigued me enough to click on the link.

I read with eager anticipation the strategies I might gain by reading the article. I should have known better, based on the magazines title and content. It wasn't an article on how to make your pastor your own personal ATM machine, but rather had to do with budgeting and getting funding for a/v equipment upgrades.

Pastor, you may rest easy and be assured that your wallet is safe…for now….

 

 

Gotta Write a Check!

Its raining moneyMy 'trusty employee' was about to leave to go home.

"Wait a second," I said, "I need to write you a paycheck."

"No you don't." she said, "I already wrote it out."

"Oh??!" I responded. "Well, give it me so I can sign it."

"You don't need to. I already forged your signature!"  She laughed as she walked out the door. She continued, "There's really no reason for you to show up for work. I have your checkbook handled just fine."

Talk about self-inititive. Good thing I trust her.