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Ignorance can be Funny!

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A friend of mine recently posted on Facebook about a medical condition from which he was suffering. After reading his post, I became very concerned:

"Been dealing all morning with a nice case of Anterior existaxis. No need to explain further. Went to urgent care, to get some expensive advice! Now, sitting still to keep it from starting back up for the fourth time. Fun. (if you know, you know, if you don't, look it up, but don't tell)."


I responded to his post:

Your post said: "Been dealing all morning with a nice case of Anterior existaxis. No need to explain further."

I'm thinking to myself, "Yes, you do need to explain further. I have no idea what that is."

Then you state: "(if you know, you know, if you don't, look it up, but don't tell)"

By then, I'm thinking, "Oh my goodness. He had to go to the hospital. This must REALLY be serious since I'm not supposed to tell anyone. I guess it must have to do with the more private parts of the body." lol

"I wonder what 'Anterior existaxis' means?"

"Let's see…'anterior'….that must mean something that 'exists' on the 'anterior' of the body (thinking in my mind 'exterior'). And it's a private area… I bet that means his butt!"

To reinforce that conclusion, I then I read, "Now, SITTING STILL to keep it from starting back up for the fourth time." 

By this time, I'm saying to myself, "YEOW!!!!  It's a recurring problem! This must be really serious and painful that requires him to sit perfectly STILL!"

You can imagine how I was rolling on the floor laughing when I actually did look up 'Anterior Existaxis' and discovered what it actually meant, i.e., a nose bleed!

Ignorance can often lead us down the wrong path…and that can be very funny.

 

Postscript:  My sister, "the nurse." chastised me. She said, "the word "existaxis" does not exist. The correct word is "epitaxis"!!!!!"

 

 

Just Wait

In the mid-70's, I traveled in a Christian Band duo throughout the Northwest and Canada.  Our extended Dodge cargo van carried both us and our equipment. If you know anything about cargo vans, the only windows they have are those for the front driver and passenger. Given that we were traveling in the desert area of Eastern Washington during summertime with temperatures ranging in the 105-109 degrees area, and that we had no air conditioning, we had our windows down providing only a modest amount of relief.

We were traveling through a small town on our way to sing at a church. Steve, my partner, was driving, and  I was the passenger.  I was being particularly, his words, "obnoxious"  (I prefer the phrase 'witty and entertaining'). It was very hot, we were both sweating profusely and particularly uncomfortable (due to the inadequate air flow in the cab), and he began to be annoyed with me. Having had enough of my whimsical banter, he suddenly pulled over to the side of the curb by a little green grassy park, put the car in neutral, foot still on the brake left the engine running, and just sat there looking straight out the front of the window.

I began to pummel him with lots of nagging questions:  "Don't you know we have to be at the church in 45 minutes?" "Don't you know it's hot?"  "I can't breathe!" "I'm suffocating here!"  "We need more fresh air coming through the window."   "Why are we stopping here?"  "CAN WE GO?!!"

He slowly turned his head to me and responded, "Just wait."

"Wait for what?"  I asked.

"Just wait." he repeated.

I'm beginning to wonder if  he was suffering from a heat stroke.  As I turned my head to look out my passenger window to get my bearings, I was struck directly in the face with a  jet of water coming from the park's rotating sprinkler system.  Gasping for air and wiping my completely wet soaked head, I turned my gaze back to Steve.

"Now we can go."  he calmly said with a wry smile on his face.

He put the van in drive and continued on with our journey. I sat quiet, keeping my 'witty and entertaining'  words to myself.